Bin Laden Actually Dead

[Ryan44]

ya. close range snipe. thats the plan

[ecnarf]

I would totally yell "BOOM! Headshot" in the process.

[AnOceanPearl]

I'd just lock him in a room without his dialysis machine.

[ecnarf]

Now that's just inhumane.

[josiegross]

This reminds me of my favorite image from CNN EVER:

 

i laughed out loud.

[Ryan44]

ya honeslty isnt that one of the best pictures of all time1?

[cringleman]

It pretty much rules; of course, when asked if you'd bring him back dead or alive, Ryan, you should've just said, 'Of course.' I mean, experts would agree, man.

 

Personally, I think it would be a pretty great cosmic joke if, after all of the money wasted on search for him, and the huge bounty offered, he was killed by a failed kidney or something like that.

 

Nope, sorry George. Not felled by a precision shot from a Marine sniper; taken out by a pre-existing medical condition and weakness from old age. Senescence is a bitch.