Top Five...

[Ryan44]

i think we must be! ive been to cali!!! when i was young, i probably lost a bro down tere, i dont remember

[matrix]

I was actually born in Saskatchewan.

[Ryan44]

I LOVE THE ROUGHRIDERS!! THATS MY TEAM!!!!

 

BLEED GREEN BABY

RIDER PRIDE!!!

[matrix]

Your likeabilty factor has just gone way up.

 

Top Five Canadian Cities

 

5. Toronto

4. Vancouver

3. Edmonton

2. Drumheller

1. Saskatoon (hometown)

[Ryan44]

inspired by matrix.

 

top 5 daytime talkshow hosts

5.Oprah

4.Dr.Phil

3.Jerry Springer

2.Ellen

1.Maury -where would the skanky ugly girls go to find out who the daddy is!?

Edited September 1, 2006 by Ryan44

[matrix]

Wait! You must be out of your mind with that list. You forgot Tyra Banks. She is literally changing the world with her talk show. I'm ashamed.

 

j/k

[Ryan44]

oh ya those were the best 5 i thought of quickly. not to shabby.

well im tired

 

Seacrest Out

[matrix]

Top Five Celebrities Still in the Closet

 

5. Clay Aiken

4. Vin Diesel

3.

2. Ryan Seacrest

1. Tom Cruise

 

I could only think of four, sorry.

[Guest jsunC]

John Travolta, justin timberlake

[dancing_invisible]

Damn, you beat me to Travolta. He's really straight.

[Shiri]

Haha, that's a funny list.

[Lauren]

i saw george michael's video for careless whispers and in the video he was kissing girls. what a scam!

[Disestabulistic]

i saw george michael's video for careless whispers and in the video he was kissing girls. what a scam!

How come everyone seems to see the same music videos around the same time.

 

Wait, that sounded pretty stupid after I typed it.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

because it was on totally 80's video on trial

[Lauren]

exactly. mom called my cell at 1 to tell me to come home and i told her we'd leave soon but then we got to talking and then that show came on so we had to stay and watch it til the end.

[somnambulist]

Mocha is for people who think being European is trendy.

It's so hard to restrain myself.

 

Mocha is clearly just coffee and chocolate mixed together. Those two flavors are some of my favorites, so Mocha is rather nice. The End.

[Computer]

That wasn't an anecdote, ass clown!

[somnambulist]

He was just trying to make fun of me, so I was defending myself in an orderly manner.

Edited September 2, 2006 by kirbenvost

[Computer]

Why waste your time being orderly when you can call people ass clowns?

[somnambulist]

I dunno.... Ass clown is rather amusing, and fun to say. Ass clown. Heheh.

 

Yeah, so top uh...hmm. 5 thoughts in my head:

 

5. uh.

4. hmm.

3. yeah...

2. fuck, I sound like my dad

1. Okay, buddy?

[Shiri]

I'm going to do something revolutionary!

 

Top 5 NF People:

 

1. Anton (Because we sleep together)

2. Meg (Because we have hot lesbian sex)

3. Lauren (Because we WILL have hot lesbian sex)

4. Adam (Because he wishes he were a girl only so we could have hot lesbian sex)

5. I'm still holding auditions for the 5th place.

[matrix]

If I allow my wife to have hot lesbian sex with you, can I be number 5?

[ecnarf]

Anton is a girl?

 

It all makes sense now.

[Spritzup]

I'm going to do something revolutionary!

 

Top 5 NF People:

 

1. Anton (Because we sleep together)

2. Meg (Because we have hot lesbian sex)

3. Lauren (Because we WILL have hot lesbian sex)

4. Adam (Because he wishes he were a girl only so we could have hot lesbian sex)

5. I'm still holding auditions for the 5th place.

I should be #5 simply because you need a cameraman, plus I want to be mentioned at least 3 times in this thread ;)

[Jarrod]

How about I be Number 5 because I would have a 3-some with 2 hot lesbians. Okay?