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I can't put them in order and I can't think of a 5th but these are the hot tv chicks I would make out with...

 

Katherine Heigl (Izzie from Grey's Anatomy)

Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars)

chick who play Sara Tencredi on Prison Break

Cynthia Gibb (played Holly on Fame)

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Posted (edited)
so u are making fun of yourself. u wanna beat fags. you are horrible.

damn you and your selective quoting.

 

Your the first one Im gonna hit with my bat.

 

EDIT: Damn, and theres like an edit timer. So I can't even edit it to rephase what I said.

Edited by Lucmeister
Posted

Top five inventions:

 

1. Sex

2. Drugs

3. Rock 'n' Roll

4. Alcohol

5. The George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine

 

Which reminds me; low-rise pants aren't cool. They make otherwise skinny girls look like they have love handles because they fit so low on the waist, and they can actually cause serious long-term damage to nerves in the region.

Posted

Top Five Sex Offenders

 

5. PeeWee Herman

4. your dad

3. Any Catholic priest

2. Michael Jackson

1. R. Kelly

Posted
Top five annoying fashion trends I want to stop seeing:

 

5. Low rise pants

4. Men wearing women's pants (and I don't give a shit if it "shows off your ass")

3. Men and hairspray.

2. Sunglasses that cover 50% of your face

1. The popped collar

5. (if you mean like a hip hugger type of thing) Then yes, guys should stop wearing that, but I see no reason why girls should (unless they are fat)

 

4.YES! This is the gayest thing since Canadian Idol. Whenever I see a poor confused high school kid wearing girls pants I get extremely angered. Sometime soon I'm going to just raid a high school with a bat and go nuts beating fags.

 

3.I guess hairspray is kind of a girl thing, I just never really thought about it so I don't have much of an opinion on this one.

 

2.This can actually be kinda hot on the right girl. But I hate fattys who do it.

 

1.I'm gonna be honest I really don't see much of this but.......ya it's probably gay.

 

overall a pretty good list though.

 

 

And I guess I'll make one:

 

Top 5 words

 

5.parsnips

4.cockfag

3.boobies

2.anus

1.Mukluk

Where the fuck are we finding these people? I mean c'mon people, at least leave the red neck attitudes at the door. Next you're going to be talking about lynching nigga's.

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Where the fuck are we finding these people? I mean c'mon people, at least leave the red neck attitudes at the door. Next you're going to be talking about lynching nigga's.

how is what he said redneck?

Posted (edited)
This is the gayest thing since Canadian Idol. Whenever I see a poor confused high school kid wearing girls pants I get extremely angered. Sometime soon I'm going to just raid a high school with a bat and go nuts beating fags.

 

 

ya it's probably gay.

probably the calling things gay and fags and whatnot. it is not possible to even seem intelligent when you use words like that in a derogatory manner. rednecks are typically the idiots of all groups of people.

Edited by Lauren
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ok. thank u. i wasnt sure, everyone has different meaning of rednecks. i think that using words like that arent redneck, just not the best thing to say. so then are we saying rednecks are against gays and fags too?

 

and it is possible to sound intelligent, just angry using those. not all rednecks are idiots.

 

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Top Five Annoying Things

 

5. People who pop their bubblegum

4. People who slurp their coffee

3. People who slurp their soup

2. Threads that go off topic

1. People who sing along with songs, but can't sing, but think they can, so they actually try to sing

Posted
i like tighter pants on guys

Tight pants, white boots. Except, without the white boots.

 

Seriously, what the fuck is a popped collar? Unbuttoned, or up? Cuz you'd be seriously lame to object to an unbuttoned collar... and some collars just look better up, mofo (aka Adam).

 

And yes, I'm guilty of wearing the tight, low-rise jeans. You know you love it.

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