Oh My

[Hyphnip]

not barely buzzed. NOT buzzed. it's not like it's really that much alcohol. and Anton, I used to love vodka back between the ages of 13 and 18 but I grew out of it.

[somnambulist]

Well, a mickey of Vodka could certainly get me drunk...I'm pretty cheap, mind you, due to not drinking all that much.

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[Ruettiger]

Vodka is sick, unless it's in a screw driver.

[Hyphnip]

no screw drivers around but I've got a cordless electric drill that I could try drinking out of. Kevin, I am by NO means a cheap drunk, it sucks. I've gone to the bar and actually spent $100 on just me... because no women will let me buy them drinks (actually, I just got no skills) although, I had 14 beers two weeks back and was pretty smashed so maybe I'm cheaping out a bit now in my old age.

[somnambulist]

My cousin Tim drinks a lot like you. Maybe you're him?!??

[Hyphnip]

...I have a cousin named Kevin... he's all creepy comes onto me all the time... maybe you're him.

[somnambulist]

Hahaha. Well do you live in Thorsby? I don't seem to recall coming on to my cousin Tim. ;)

[Shakakahn]

no screw drivers around but I've got a cordless electric drill that I could try drinking out of. Kevin, I am by NO means a cheap drunk, it sucks. I've gone to the bar and actually spent $100 on just me... because no women will let me buy them drinks (actually, I just got no skills) although, I had 14 beers two weeks back and was pretty smashed so maybe I'm cheaping out a bit now in my old age.

I think you're full of it... you must weigh 300lbs not to feel anything from a micky of hard alcohol

[Hyphnip]

well, my cousin kevin and I were sitting in my kitchen making coffee and I was using a stir stick. all I heard him say was "wanna spoon?" I slowly set my coffee down and slowly backed away. when I looked at him, he was holding up a spoon as if he was threatening me with it and planned to have his way with me righ tthere in the kitchen... we haven't spoken since then.

[somnambulist]

Hahaha...well, that's definitely not me. Woulda been funny though.

[Hyphnip]

yeah, I don't live in Thorsby either so we can't be related. but I DO like to drink so maybe I'm a spiritual clone of your cousin... or something

[somnambulist]

Haha, maybe. But he's borderline alcoholic. And now my bro is staying there for the summer...doh.

[Shakakahn]

I have an uncle thats all the way alcoholic... and so much more *tear*

[Hyphnip]

I just realized something... in retrospect, my cousin could've been offering me the spoon with which to stir my coffee... and not actually asking to spoon with me... Of course, it might help if this "kevin" of which I speak actually existed.

[Lauren]

wouldn't it be awesome if i had a cousin named kevin?

 

 

i would be so drunk of a mickey of vodka... like puke everywhere and pass out under a running shower kind of drunk.

[Hyphnip]

somehow I think the same might hold true if you had just a shot of vodka

[somnambulist]

wouldn't it be awesome if i had a cousin named kevin?

 

 

i would be so drunk of a mickey of vodka... like puke everywhere and pass out under a running shower kind of drunk.

Uh...I dunno, would it? And what are you implying? Ha, I'm lost. But yeah I'm kinda cheap.

[Azalroth]

Ah cheap drunkiness....how I miss the, damn I hate bein able to drink a lot, not much fun drinking when it hurts the wallet so badly. Count yourselfs lucky

[Lauren]

i do.

 

 

 

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[Azalroth]

Thats good, because you'll eventually build up a tolerance to it

[Lauren]

i don't plan on drinking that much that often.

[Azalroth]

Most people don't

[Lauren]

but i never drink that much. i don't like being drunk. i have a serious phobia of puking.