Oh My

[Shakakahn]

like chili as meg likes to mention

[Lauren]

my mom never buys it or i would be a lot healthier.

[Shakakahn]

At the save on foods by my house they have a big shelf dedicated to vegetarian alternatives (not produce)

[ecnarf]

fettuccine al tofu?

BLASPHEMY.

[somnambulist]

fettuccine al tofu?

BLASPHEMY.

I dunno...al tofu? I mean, I like tofu and all but....

[Lauren]

sadly, i don't buy the groceries. neither does anyone else, judging by how much food is in my house...

[ecnarf]

Lauren, just so you know, in all my years of being Italian, I have only ever seen fettucine alredo in restaurants and in grocery stores.

[Lauren]

as long as it keeps tasting good, i'll keep loving it. whether or not it's real italian.

 

 

i wiki'd it and it suggested 'sex positions' to me.

[Shakakahn]

I've done the good 'ol fettucine pos... hurts the back... would suggest it

[Lauren]

so today is one of my lovers birthday.

 

[Shakakahn]

what are you gonna get him?

[Lauren]

i was thinking about giving him my virginity but that's just not going to happen.

 

 

so maybe a ham sandwich?

[Shakakahn]

hey, I'd be lucky to get a ham sandwich on my birthday.

[Lauren]

i'd be mad if someone gave me a ham sandwich. i'd be like "DON'T YOU KNOW ME AT ALL?!?!" that said, craven gave me a pepperette for some reason. birthday or something. you guys should really meet craven.

[ecnarf]

Lauren, you're finding sex positions because you're spelling "fettucini" wrong.

[Lauren]

i want alfredo sauce. i could drink it. maybe not...

[Hyphnip]

I've only read page one of this thread and I'm SO lost.

[somnambulist]

Just go with the flow man.

[Ruettiger]

Speaking of flow; I have to pee.

[somnambulist]

Ha...yeah, damn beer...

[Hyphnip]

I drank a mickie of Vodka tonight and am totally SMASHED! nah... I don't even feel the slightest hint of a twinge of a feeling of a possability of being buzzed. I wish I had some beer.

[somnambulist]

Something must be wrong with you.

[Hyphnip]

what mean you? because I'm drinking Vodka?

[Crusader]

Oh god. I love vodka.

[somnambulist]

what mean you? because I'm drinking Vodka?

Ha, no because you're barely buzzed.