Waiting

[mself084]

Has anyone out there seen "Waiting"? Finally rented it on the weekend, and it's hilarious... I pretty much had to see it after my friend pulled "the goat" on me at a bar and I had no clue what he was doing.

 

Opinions?

[sodamntired]

its alright

 

as a dedicated motivated worker (aka, lame) i didn't really like it though

 

 

 

the whole time i was watching it, i was thinking, "get to work! why don't you just do your job??? You're getting paid to show your dick to other people????"

 

 

 

god i'm lame

[little miss sunshine]

I liked the preview. I will probably rent it. I'll let you know.

[Stryfe]

For the msot part it was good but I thought the trainee was fuckin annoying at the end.

[Guest jsunC]

i found it pretty funny.. We played that gAME at my work for a while.. It's alwyas great to see a new persons reaction when ya give em the goat. fucking priceless

[mself084]

huh? the trainee at the end was hilarious... i thought dane cook was funny in his limited role too.

[Hyphnip]

dane cook = my god.

 

 

 

in the words of Stan Lee, 'nuff said

[Monkey]

every one at my job is trying to do the goat

[Hyphnip]

look on urbandictionary.com

their usage of "the goat" in a sentence is:

"Tim is well endowed, he was able to pull off the goat"

 

 

You SO know they're talking about me!

[Corrinshwa]

I love the Dane Cook line "Carpe...deez nuts, man I can't WAIT to quit this job!!!!!"

 

I think of it at my job whenever anyone particularly stupid is talking at me.

[Hyphnip]

lol, I remember the reviews were all negative (I still went to see it opening day) and they all said how it'd never be the cult movie it was trying to be. stupid critics.

[mself084]

I watched this again last night... I love when the angry chick flips up her skirt. "... it looks so angry!"

[Spritzup]

I've pulled of the bat wing and the brain(x2) now to friends of mine. A buddy of mine pulled off the brain by resting it on this chicks shoulder. I happened to be hitting on this chick at the time and when I saw this I almost died laughing.

[Hyphnip]

Some dude invented "the cupcake" where he cut a hole in the bottom of a foam plate, tucked his balls through and put icing on top. I found this on the net and I'm actually really impressed with it... I need some foam plates!

[Spritzup]

That guy is my new god.

[Hyphnip]

I KNOW! I was amazed. I invented my own but it only works if you're wearing shorts, boxers or a bathing suit. what I did was I was at the beach with a friend and I tucked my boys out the side of my shorts and positioned myself so he would have a clear view and just had a normal conversation until he noticed. I call it "The Secret Agent"

[Spritzup]

oh, that's good. I applaud you sir.

[Guest jsunC]

hahaha that's good

[Hyphnip]

it sucked because the whole time they were out, I kept scanning the beach hoping that no one would notice. I don't think anyone did though, otherwise I'd kick them in the ass and call them fags.

[Guest jsunC]

those are the rules, it's your obligation

[Hyphnip]

I once had my someone refuse their punishment so I held them down and kicked him in the ass... then farted on his head. he never refused again.

[Guest jsunC]

you gotta be strict. Or the asskicking gets forgotten

[mself084]

hahaha those are all great.

 

Back to my original post, a group of us went out drinking here in Ottawa...and my friend actually whipped his pants down infront of the entire bar and got a few of us with the goat - I'm surprised we didn't get kicked out, cause alot of people saw it. I hadn't seen the movie by that time, but I still got a few kicks in the ass because I was a fag.

[Hyphnip]

Thats amazing. I wish I coulda seen that... er.. I mean... I LOVE BOOBIES!

 

 

 

*phew* masculinity saved.

[Spritzup]

Well played...