Funniest LInes..

[Boond]

"what does ahoy mean anyway?"

"ahoy is like yo, but on a boat"

[Crusader]

Gen. Jack D. Ripper: I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

 

This is from Dr. Strangelove, a Kubrick film. Jack the Ripper lmao.

[Kumquat]

"I love the way his manbreasts rest on my shoulder when he does my sideburns." -Dr. Perry Cox on Scrubs

 

Scrubs is a totally underrated show. It cracks me up every single time...

[Boond]

i know holy shit...love that show...excpet they changed the times a bunch and now i cant find it....anyhelp?

[Jay]

"Snoochie boochies, little noochies" - from the Clerks cartoon. The delivery of it is perfect, and still cracks me up every time I hear it.

[Kumquat]

I see it really randomly. The times are all weird, though I think its on Thursdays at like 8 or something like that. There were like 4 episodes in a row last week.

[mg_forlife]

LOL a Giles spinoff? I hadn't heard of that before.

A line from Buffy that was funny (you have to see it for it to be really funny though)

Xander: Look everyone! Giles has a television! He's shallow like us.

[Boond]

and i say the four in a row....it was great

[Kumquat]

I missed the last two because I had to study. Boo.