Would Anyone Like To Buy A Book?

[Broken]

 

Over the last ten months I've been writting a novel, and finially finished it. I've self-published it through Cafepress.com.

 

It's something I'm really proud of, and I was wondering if anyone would be interested in a copy.

 

Click here To pick one up

 

Thanks for anyone who does. I'd love to know what you thought of it too if you do choose to pick one up!

 

Take Care!

 

 

PS. I'm not sure if this is the right section or not. If not, I apologize!

Edited October 22, 2005 by Broken

[everest]

I'm not too much of a reader, but I was wondering whether or not you had any sample pages available, or perhaps a sample chapter.

[Broken]

For you; I can.

 

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Chapter 1

 

 

More often than not, the answers you get in life aren

[ecnarf]

Seems interesting. Nice writing style. A little unpolished, but it's still quite something to manage to write an entire book.

 

P.S. Viva la internet revolution and self-publishing.

[saturnine]

you should try lulu.com

[Dan #3]

The guy who does Boy On A Stick And Slither uses lulu.com to publish his books.

[mrs jesus]

you never even post here but you're coming here to whore your book? isn't that what your blog is for?

[Broken]

you never even post here but you're coming here to whore your book? isn't that what your blog is for?

I come here quite alot I just dont bother to post much anymore.

[Dan #3]

That was her point Mr. Peter Gardner.

[Lauren]

Synopsis:

 

Plastic is a town going no where fast. Full of drug filled teenagers and clueless adults; the town creates quite the unpleasant place to be for Matt to be. He and his friend Gord routinely take the weekends to play Pool and complain about the town and how they dream of finding some place better. But everything gets turned upside when Sara Priske comes to town. Opening herself up to him immediately, both makes Matt scared, and curious to learn more. It doesn't take long for Sara's self destructive behavior to really show Matt that even love can not save someone from themselves.

 

matt and priske? where have i heard these names before..

[Broken]

Synopsis:

 

Plastic is a town going no where fast. Full of drug filled teenagers and clueless adults; the town creates quite the unpleasant place to be for Matt to be. He and his friend Gord routinely take the weekends to play Pool and complain about the town and how they dream of finding some place better. But everything gets turned upside when Sara Priske comes to town. Opening herself up to him immediately, both makes Matt scared, and curious to learn more. It doesn't take long for Sara's self destructive behavior to really show Matt that even love can not save someone from themselves.

 

matt and priske? where have i heard these names before..

Hahaha. ;)

 

I know eh? Alot of the time when I needed a name I just looked around my CD collection for a first or last name.

[Lauren]

i won't give you any more trouble. i'm sure it takes a lot of time, energy, creativity and ambition to make a book and i don't think i could do it. so congrats on that.

[Dan #3]

Names are very important, because names have to be believable. You can't have a main character named Ali Baba and have his character be a suburban white kid.

[Broken]

Names are very important, because names have to be believable. You can't have a main character named Ali Baba and have his character be a suburban white kid.

Ali Baba was going to be my second pick...

[saturnine]

y'all should buy my book

[Dan #3]

Have you even finished it yet?

[saturnine]

no. but i can sell advance "promo" copies with 15 chapters missing

[Dan #3]

That's rather shifty. I approve.

[Russell]

Names are very important, because names have to be believable. You can't have a main character named Ali Baba and have his character be a suburban white kid.

Ali Baba was going to be my second pick...

A girl (yes a girl) who is a co-worker of mine is named Ali Baba. She's a white suburban girl. Yes, I'm very serious.

 

 

On the subject of the book, I think it could prove very interesting. Looks good ;)

[Broken]

Names are very important, because names have to be believable. You can't have a main character named Ali Baba and have his character be a suburban white kid.

Ali Baba was going to be my second pick...

A girl (yes a girl) who is a co-worker of mine is named Ali Baba. She's a white suburban girl. Yes, I'm very serious.

 

 

On the subject of the book, I think it could prove very interesting. Looks good ;)

Thanks :angry:

 

I hope you choose to pick up a copy.

 

But on a serious note,

 

Im jealous and wish my name was Ali Baba

[mrs jesus]

no. but i can sell advance "promo" copies with 15 chapters missing

do you also sell advance promo copies of yourself with your penis missing?

 

i'll pay in cash, glitter, and hot noises.

[Dan #3]

Glitter is shiny. Also, a very bad movie that I will never see.

[ecnarf]

i won't give you any more trouble. i'm sure it takes a lot of time, energy, creativity and ambition to make a book and i don't think i could do it. so congrats on that.

I once tried to write one of them shitty internet book-type things where you steal the characters from someone else.

 

It blew. Loads.

 

I suppose if I put my mind to it, I could pen some sort of book. But it'd take so much time and effort, it wouldn't be funny.

[static]

I started to write a book once. I got a lot more finished than i expected to, but i did end up giving up on it.

I DID finish a stage play though. I'm proud of that accomplishment.

[mrs jesus]

when i was in 6th grade i wrote a story that was over 100 pages, by hand. i don't remember what it was about other than 6th grade stuff and the coolness levels of the characters were based solely on how long they made out with each other.

 

i fucking RULE, i tell you.