someone killed a spider

[ok_go_570]

...and now its going to rain

 

2 hurricanes in a row for florida...that must suck ;)

[intellectual all star]

Could be worse. It could be raining Tang.

[ok_go_570]

haha a tang hurricane...sounds like something very sweet

[Boond]

almost too...sweet

 

what if all the orange trees were torn up in the hurricaine....and then crushed by the winds....it might rain orange juice....

 

please ignore that...im really not mentally challenged

[HoboFactory]

A spider though?? I always thought they said a frog.

[X-Rated Truffle Pig]

ever seen a huntsman. or killed one. they jump, are gross and flipping HUGE.

 

did i mention hairy.

[Boond]

no killing a spider causes rain...touching frogs gives you warts...

[HoboFactory]

But I thought you got warts from touching toads, not frogs.

[Boond]

well since frogs and toads are essentially the same, perhaps you get it from both?

[Skwu]

If you like toads, not frogs, you take an acid trip. So does that mean you'll get warts on your tongue?

[HoboFactory]

That idea would be alot more appealing if toads were delicious.

[Sparq]

mmm, licking hallucinogenic low level neurotoxins off the skin of anphibians...what a way to spend an afternoon.

[ok_go_570]

holy crap...thats one big storm

[HoboFactory]

I've never been in a hurricane before, just how long do these things last??

[ok_go_570]

me neither but they can last for up to 2 or 3 days...it depends how big and slow moving it is

 

normaly they only last a day

[HoboFactory]

You don't suppose it will reach South Carolina??

 

<---gots some people there to be concerned about.

[ok_go_570]

its not supposted to...its supposted to head into alabama

[Skwu]

One day they'll design a giant laser to blow up hurriances.

[Lauren]

i say.. if you are dumb enough to live in a hurricane prone area, don't complain..

[no yu begin wher i end]

"How do you plan on helping the hurricane victims?"

"Giving them some advice: Move!"

 

I just thought of Tornado Alley. I wouldn't live there. That's like me living on Rapeanerd Lane.

 

"Oh God, not again!"

"Hey! You read the sign.."

 

That's terrible, yes, but arguably I couldn't help myself.