Stupid Shit You've Heard People Say

[bishopx]

Are you suggesting that Matt isn't attractive? Or that you just prefer men that don't look like Mr. Good?

[Computer]

I'm not say he's not attractive, but that has nothing to do and should have nothing to do with said man crushes. Unless of course you're into that.

Edited November 7, 2008 by Computer

[sodamntired]

my apologies for sidetracking what was an interesting topic.

 

my bad.

[Morglor9]

There's a guy in my class who has this funny (and annoying) need to be finished any assignment or test before anyone else. So every time we get a midterm back and you ask him his mark, it's easy to point out that the reason why your mark is 10% higher than his is because of the sloppy mistakes of working too fast. His response?

 

"Yeah, but I was finished before you."

 

I would pity his girlfriend if he had one and I wasn't so sure the guy was a virgin. It's become clear that this attitude carries into all aspects of his life.

[sodamntired]

i got outed as the Candian guy at my university in Minnesota. The questions I heard:

- Is it true that if you are an American and you're 18, they won't serve you beer in Canada?

- If me and my 3 girlfriends are walking down the streets of Winnipeg at night, are they going to arrest us for prostitution?

- Is weed legal in Canada?

- Do the strippers in Winnipeg take it ALL off?

[RicardoObviouso]

i think the only 'yes' in that whole series is the last one.

[Lauren]

haha that reminds me of the time that i was in detroit to see the smashing pumpkins and some guys were walking around gathering signatures for a petition to legalize weed. when they came up to us, we told them we were from canada and they were like, you alread have legalized weed!

 

but we don't ;)

[hum-an-ole]

haha, why do they think that?

[Lauren]

because drugs are a big deal down there so they see our liberalism even more. and americans are stupid.

[Hyphnip]

i got outed as the Candian guy at my university in Minnesota. The questions I heard:

- Is it true that if you are an American and you're 18, they won't serve you beer in Canada?

- If me and my 3 girlfriends are walking down the streets of Winnipeg at night, are they going to arrest us for prostitution?

- Is weed legal in Canada?

- Do the strippers in Winnipeg take it ALL off?

1) no

2) no

3) no

4) yes... is that weird?

[sodamntired]

Decriminalized, not legalized.

 

that's my new hip hop name.

[Lauren]

i like it.

[bishopx]

So do I. I was about to suggest Sodamnedpimpish.

[sodamntired]

Sodamnedpimpish

 

I like that too.

[mrs jesus]

except that the only way you could get farther from the truth would be if you called yourself a man.

[ToadMan]

except that the only way you could get farther from the truth would be if you called yourself a man.

That's the stupidest thing I've heard lately ;)

 

Sorry MJ, had to be done.

[Sparq]

It's pretty early, but I gotta say I enjoyed that one.

 

Ahh, stupid shit... Context: sea-floor backbone cables are cut, causing massive internet latency to most of India, including some of our contractors. "Is there anything you can do to fix it?"

[mrs jesus]

That's the stupidest thing I've heard lately ;)

 

Sorry MJ, had to be done.

i take no offense, toady. i know you're lying anyway.

[bishopx]

This thread just went into maximum laughter overdrive.

 

My Ex Girlfriend just asked me if I could fund her vacation trip to San Fran, since I had planned on taking her before we broke up, and had purchased the plain tix. I'm still fucking laughing.

[hum-an-ole]

haha, are you serious? i guess it didn't hurt to try, you seem pretty giving.

[bishopx]

I'm generous to a fault...but she's a freakin nitwit. So I just made a donation to the church building fund in her name, for the amount of the plane ticket. She's going to be so pissed when she finds out.

[RicardoObviouso]

instead of making a taxable donation, i would have intentionally misspelled her name on the ticket.

 

 

much more fun.

[bishopx]

I thought this was more ironic...she works there.

[RicardoObviouso]

i don't think that's irony.

[bishopx]

It is considering that she just asked for a raise, complaining about money...and was trying to get them to fund her trip, by making a stop at the local seminary...and calling it a business trip.

Edited November 17, 2008 by bishopx