Two Threads

[RicardoObviouso]

i dont swim.

 

 

 

i should be ok, right?

[Sparq]

Yeah, you're good.

[bishopx]

I'd vote for you. As long as you push my bill through...

 

Legalizing public toplessness for hot chicks only...

[RicardoObviouso]

i've had so many people say that they'd back me "as long as..."

[bishopx]

Hey welcome to politics. Everyone has an agenda, and the candidates that win, are the one's best able to accommodate as many agenda's as possible.

[RicardoObviouso]

or at least pretend that they will.

 

 

i guess i'd go into it for the wrong (right) reasons.

[Computer]

it only costs $1000 to legally run for prime minister

[bishopx]

There are only so many you can get away with pretending with...pretend with to many, you don't get re-elected...

 

 

$1000 really...shit, Evan that's beer money, for you.

[RicardoObviouso]

sock money.

[bishopx]

See what I'm saying. Hire me as your speechwriter, you'll take over the world, one nation at a time. And once you're in, if any other nation pushes Canada, We got just one word for em...BOHICA!!!

[Computer]

You really don't need all that much money to make a solid effort for running in your district.. Rudy Juliani blew 50 million in florida and he lost that state anyway... 50 million is more than all of the combined parties in Canada are going to spend on this upcoming federal election... to put things in perspective..

[RicardoObviouso]

all i need are some of those plastic signs with the coat hanger frames... and people to make sure they dont get stolen.

 

 

i'd pick up some tv spots, too.

[bishopx]

Evan's 1st ad:

 

(Opens with Evan, surrounded by hot topless chicks)

 

Evan - My fellow Canadians, I just have one question for you. Do you like breasts?

(cut to image of opponent's face, in angry frown, surrounded by women.)

Evan continues - Because my opponent, sure doesn't seem to. Now, isn't that just totally unCanadian?(Evan points to a particularly large pair and continues) Breasts are just as big as Hockey here in Canada. Yet my opponent, doesn't seem to be (Evan now cups large pair in both hands) very supportive of them, now does he. So vote for me Canada, because a vote for me, is a vote for Hockey and Breasts. (See two female Hockey Players, skating topless.)

 

Voice Over: Paid For By Breasts for Evan. Because They love Canada, Evan loves Canada, and we all love breasts.