Sitting Or Standing?

[bishopx]

I figured they go into the stall and grab a few sheets before peeing?

 

To be honest, I haven't been in a mens washroom for a very long time. And it certainly wasn't to pee.

What I want to know is, what were you doing in the Men's room Tracy?

[Muran]

Forgive me for being optimistic. ;) Enjoy your pee-stained boxers, boys.

 

And Charles, never you mind haha

[Guest apsham]

Mine boxers have no pee stains! Other stains maybe. >_>

 

EDIT: I was going for sperm there, not poo. ;)

Edited August 21, 2008 by apsham

[Shiri]

It was only a matter of time until this thread hit rock bottom.

[LonelyWreckage]

;) Great thread.

[bishopx]

Great avatar Shiri. Of course it was going downhill...This one inspired me though...as you will soon see.

 

C'mon Tracy...you know you want to tell us.

 

That's more than we need to know about your boxers Alex.

 

And, yes I do usually take a little TP to the rod, if I'm not using a urinal.

[Muran]

Mine boxers have no pee stains! Other stains maybe. >_>

 

EDIT: I was going for sperm there, not poo. ;)

haha sometimes you say stuff in a way that I find adorable, for some reason.

 

And Charles, I'm sure you can figure it out yourself haha

[RicardoObviouso]

Forgive me for being optimistic. ;) Enjoy your pee-stained boxers, boys.

 

And Charles, never you mind haha

communal bathrooms at the oddysey... or maybe something a little more risque.

[Muran]

haha I've never been to Oddysey, unfortunately. My gay friend's been trying to get me to come out with him and his "Fruit Basket", but I've sort of lost my drive for clubbing...

 

But yeah...who hasn't done something risque in the opposite sex's bathroom?

 

I'd love to hit up a changing room, one of these days.

[RicardoObviouso]

the last time i went to the bars, i wasn't feeling it either.

[Guest apsham]

haha sometimes you say stuff in a way that I find adorable, for some reason.

Hey, it's all I've got. ;)

[Dan #3]

Sitting means ass cheeks spread which means the third eye is exposed to easy wiping. Any residue on the cheeks would be easy to clean up.

 

Standing means I make a joke about Klingons chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool around Uranus.

 

It's just logic.

 

Seeing as how certain females like the wang to be clean for oral pleasurings, I'm sure they would also like the anus clean for that other kind of oral pleasurings.

[Hyphnip]

6 of us went for wings tonight. 2 of them are standers. 4 of us made fun of the 2 of them.

[bishopx]

Sitting means ass cheeks spread which means the third eye is exposed to easy wiping. Any residue on the cheeks would be easy to clean up.

 

Standing means I make a joke about Klingons chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool around Uranus.

 

It's just logic.

 

Seeing as how certain females like the wang to be clean for oral pleasurings, I'm sure they would also like the anus clean for that other kind of oral pleasurings.

I love the Klingon line.

 

 

Timbo, you did that too??? Hysterical. We had two standers as well.

[RicardoObviouso]

...AND YOU WERE ONE OF THEM!!!!

[bishopx]

Yes I was. As they got drunker this became funnier...

[little miss sunshine]

I honestly think it would be so hard to try and wipe my bum while standing. My 2 year old nephew refuses to sit while he poops. This makes pooping very difficult.

[bishopx]

Not difficult, just messy. My nephew used to do the same thing.

Edited August 23, 2008 by bishopx

[Audio of Being]

I prefer to sit while wiping my buttocks, cuz in case you have poop more, and you if stand to wipe, and more poop comes out, it could fly everywhere except in the can.

 

EDIT: Spelling.

Edited August 23, 2008 by Audio of Being

[Lauren]

eww. i think i'm done with this thread now.

[hum-an-ole]

I prefer to sit while wiping my buttocks, cuz in case you have poop more, and you if stand to wipe, and more poop comes out, it could fly everywhere except in the can.

 

EDIT: Spelling.

you make it sound uncontrollable

[Audio of Being]

i didn't mean it like that, but being in retail and stuff, i have heard it happening, esp with older people.

[Lauren]

my roomie worked at a mark's work warehouse for a bit in high school and twice they had people shit in the women's change room. once in the garbage basket and once straight on the floor. who does that?

[Crusader]

crackwhores. duh

[sodamntired]

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back on topic, i would stand until I was like 7.