Sitting Or Standing?

[sodamntired]

 

 

The brilliant comedian Lance Krall asked this question on youtube, I thought I would post it here.

Edited August 20, 2008 by sodamntired

[Guest apsham]

I have to say that I stand up... and it's right, I have no idea how to wipe my ass sitting down. >_<

[bishopx]

I agree with Professor Burpee, standing seems the only logical way to go.

[Muran]

Odd...I have no idea how you could wipe your ass standing up :S

[RicardoObviouso]

i know. it's fucking ridiculous to even ponder.

[Dan #3]

Sitting is the better than standing in 90% of things, ass wiping included.

 

P.S. I miss The Lance Krall Show. His Walken is dead on.

[sodamntired]

 

His Walken was awesome.

[Lauren]

Sitting is the better than standing in 90% of things, ass wiping included.

could not agree more.

[Computer]

I tend to think that most chicks would do so sitting down because they always have to sit down to use the terminal anyway. Not to mention they wipe after a #1...

[Muran]

Guys don't?

[Guest apsham]

....yes! YES WE DO!

 

(Ryan, are you trying to ruin it for ALL of us?)

[Computer]

no, no we don't, sometimes there's a little shimmy and maybe a shake

[Shiri]

I'm a really lazy person but I do it standing.

[Muran]

I would prefer that a guy always wipes, on the chance he gets a random BJ.

[Guest apsham]

I'm going to start wiping now, and EXPECTING random BJ's because of it.

[Lauren]

I would prefer that a guy always wipes, on the chance he gets a random BJ.

the hazards of blowjobs. i enjoy the rare occasion that a guy goes to the washroom when he's wearing just boxers and comes out with a tiny little pee spot on his shorts.

[Muran]

That is so nasty :S

 

probably TMI, but I greatly enjoy going down on a guy, when he's naked and fresh out of the shower. It's so clean and refreshing.

[RicardoObviouso]

it's the best time to have any kind of sex, i find.

[Muran]

You are so right.

[Hyphnip]

anyway, how could someone wipe their ass standing up? that boggles my mind.

also, Tracy, did you really really believe that guys wipe after every time they pee? I'm sure you've been in a mens washroom and seens the urinals. where is the T.P. for them to wipe with?

[Computer]

here's a vision for you tim,

 

imagine walking

now imagine standing still

and then imagine rubbing soft paper between your ass cheeks

[Muran]

I figured they go into the stall and grab a few sheets before peeing?

 

To be honest, I haven't been in a mens washroom for a very long time. And it certainly wasn't to pee.

[Jarrod]

I have never wiped sitting down... I think that'd be pretty hard.

[Computer]

I figured they go into the stall and grab a few sheets before peeing?

bahahaaha

[Crusader]

that still makes me laugh. i guess that's what happens when you go to lfa.