Cat's

[Doormat]

I used to hate cats with a passion when I was young. Every opportunity to boot them in the ass, I'd go for.

 

But after years of Lolcat and Kitten conditioning...Things have changed.

[Muran]

Lolcats are the shiz!

[Ravenous megin-sane]

 

who couldn't love that face?

[Guest Prosis]

I love cat's, especially mine that acts a lot like a dog actually lol

[Sparq]

Travesty

[RicardoObviouso]

someone delete this thread, it's gone in the wrong direction.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that and the apostrophe is driving me crazy

[Shiri]

that and the apostrophe is driving me crazy

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[Lauren]

so i was all about getting rid of the apostrophe but now i feel like its a part of us all.

[Prometheon]

so i was all about getting rid of the apostrophe but now i feel like its a part of us all.

 

Obviously not a big enough part ;)

[Computer]

lol never write posts when you're clearly too tired to have decent grammar

[jnak00]

I usually like cats. I got my fiance a cat for Christmas. Until today he's been really well behaved.

 

I went home for lunch today. He had shredded some flowers and made a bit mess in the house. I chased him around the house to give him shit and the little fucker hissed at me. So I put him in his room and cleaned up.

 

I went back in to his room and he was sitting on his bed. I petted him to let him know that he wasn't in trouble anymore. He started purring. It's all good, right? Wrong.

 

As he's purring, the little fucker shits on his bed. GAAAAAAHH!! I yelled at him when I saw the shit and he hissed at me again.

 

Anybody know of any Chinese food restaurants around here?

 

;)

[RicardoObviouso]

see. vendictive is another word i can use.

[Computer]

Just fill your bathtub full of water and throw the fucker in. He'll jump out so block the door and repeat the process.

[decomposinglight]

I believe that's called animal cruelty, not training.

[jnak00]

Of course, when my fiance got home, he was acting like nothing happened. He crawls in her lap and purrs like he's the greatest cat in the world. ;)

[borntohula]

this thread fails. what we need is a good dose of the cat sex thread. far more entertaining/educational.

[Crusader]

ass to ass.

[RicardoObviouso]

aaaaaaand lock.

[garsk]

Cat's can get you high!

[decomposinglight]

If the cats to Jews allusion wasn't bad enough...

[jnak00]

Cat's can get you high!

You mean cats? ;)

[RicardoObviouso]

the female cat has taken to sleeping on my fucking table.

 

 

 

 

THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!

[decomposinglight]

You mean cats? ;)

Nah. It's apparently "cat's" now. Spread the word.

[borntohula]

ass to ass.

exactly. thanks for backing me up on that one, anton.