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Doormat

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Sometimes before a big exam, I entertain myself by procrastinating and reading/looking at funny shit

 

1) Lolcats

 

I'm sure everyone has been here but it's always changing.

 

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

 

2) Bash.org

 

Lots of funny/sick, but mostly funny quotes.

 

http://www.bash.org/?random

 

(I never wanted to find out what a 'Spiderman' was, but with the help of this website, and urban dictionary, my curiosity confronted the terrible truth).

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bishopx

bishopx

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Thanks for hipping me to Bash.Org...I've been pissing myself laughing all morning!!!

 

Funniest mom comments ever!!!

 

 

 

#533472 +(1984)- [X]

 

<yoozer> the speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

 

#573406 +(626)- [X]

 

<Ryz0r> are your parents gona be at your party?

<z3phyr> my mum is

<Ryz0r> is she cool?

<z3phyr> yeah she is she lets me pretty much do what i want when i want

<z3phyr> all my mates think she is cool which is worrying

<Ryz0r> you think you've got it bad

<Ryz0r> all my mates want to sleep with my mum

<z3phyr> well she is pretty fit

<Rey> Yeah, I'd hit it.

<Lord_Cocktax> me too!

<Ryz0r> AAGH!!

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