Scarlett Johansson

[Computer]

She's coming out with a musical album. That's right, and don't expect it to be some shit like hilary duff or paris hilton, she's the real deal apparently. It comes out this winter, really I just want to see her come to toronto so I can stare at her.

[beerman37]

She looks great. When she talks, it may as well be in that Charlie Brown adult nonsense voice for all I care

[bishopx]

I have to admit, I am intrigued...she doesn't come across as total dipshit...

[haircut-rabbit]

I have to admit, I am intrigued...she doesn't come across as total dipshit...

Haha... are you kidding?

Just because she does shitty artsy movies doesn't mean she's not an idiot. She was at a party my cousin was at in Calgary and he said she's a complete bimbo.

[Computer]

I've heard she's got the IQ of a table, that's beside the point though...

[soundless_space]

Is the album going to be stuff she wrote?

[shade]

Pitchdork: http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news...yeah-yeah-yeahs

[Shiri]

I heard she's doing a Tom Waits cover album or something.

[soundless_space]

That article doesn't convince me any more of wanting to hear it. Oh well.

[heyrabbit]

I think it's a bit presumptuous so say it'll be better any better than hilary duff - an established and successful entertainer.

 

until evidence to the contrary, she will be grouped with lohan, hilton, jennifer love hewitt, shaquille o'neil, keanu reeves, etc

 

who knows,maybe that disproportioned cranium of hers is ready to explode with musical talent

[Seanathon]

I think it's a bit presumptuous so say it'll be better any better than hilary duff - an established and successful entertainer.

 

until evidence to the contrary, she will be grouped with lohan, hilton, jennifer love hewitt, shaquille o'neil, keanu reeves, etc

 

who knows,maybe that disproportioned cranium of hers is ready to explode with musical talent

Wow, I'd completely forgotten about JL Hewitt's brief musical career.

[Shiri]

Shaq released an album?!

[beerman37]

Anyone remember Eddie Murphy's album? Dear Lord

[Seanathon]

Shaq released an album?!

More than one, I'm sure.

[Shiri]

OMG, 5 albums?! I had no idea about this. I love the album names:

 

Shaq Diesel

Shaq-Fu: Da Return

You Can't Stop The Reign

Respect

Presents His Superfriends, Vol. 1

 

Priceless!

[bishopx]

Hey those first two Shaq albums were pretty good, and I'm not even a big rap fan.

[Monkey]

Anyone remember Eddie Murphy's album? Dear Lord

His girl likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all the timmmmme.

[spring90]

Anyone remember Eddie Murphy's album? Dear Lord

I have a single from that album on vinyl...

[Prometheon]

There was even a Shaq Fu video game, where you played martial artist Shaq and beat up weird monsters and shit.

 

Edit:

Edited September 7, 2007 by Prometheon

[Seanathon]

It was a fighting game ala Street Fighter, no? I remember playing it.