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Is This As Funny As I Think It Is?

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Hyphnip

Hyphnip

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there was a girl that used to be in love with me in high school. the only thing she was obsessed with more than she was with me, was her cat. she took a photography class and every picture she took was of her cat.

she recently found me on facebook and we've been chatting on MSN and I just found out that she is seeing a guy named Felix. (which is THE cat name)

should I just encourage her to fuck a cat?

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Hyphnip

Hyphnip

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if she's hot, get her to fuck you.

meh

she did get a boob job and I've always wondered if you can really tell the difference between real and fake

Azalroth

Azalroth

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Dude, just dress up in a cat suit (Felix the cat?) and show up at her door...then you can find out for yourself what fake ones are like

Hyphnip

Hyphnip

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...I could. I could also just trim my pubes into the shape of a cats head.

Pubic Topiaries are awesome!

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