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Spritzup

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  1. That is fucking awesome. When I'm 79, I hope I'm 1/2 as cool as your grandma.
  2. I don't know... what do you have to offer? Well, first off, I've been described as 'wicked smart'. I'll be done school in May and have my Doctor of Pharmacy and start making tonnes o' money. Second, I like sports. I don't have much time to follow anymore but I know the rules and can have intelligent conversations about them. I especially love hockey but I play softball. I also run and would like to complete a triathlon and half-marathon one day. Therefore, I keep in shape. Third, I've been told I'm pretty cute. Hard to judge yourself though. Fourth, I think I'm pretty funny and if you don't you're a fucktard. Fifth, I wouldn't be all 'needy' like other girls. Seriously, we don't need to see each other or talk to each other EVERY fucking day. We would be individuals still in addition to a 'couple'. That's about it. P.S. - I hate getting flowers, they are stupid. Just do something cute for me once in a while and I'm all good. Make me a CD of my favourite music, buy me a donut, leave a message on my cell phone saying I'm awesome. Yeah, you seem pretty awesome. Though I'll have to have a test drive before I commit. I mean an ad can make anything sound good.
  3. While I may or may not agree I will say that was a pretty weak insult Matrix. I think you should try again, I know you can do better.
  4. Nice to see we have a new winner on the bored. And I never got into ATHF, but Harvey Birdman is amazing, as well as Drawn Together.
  5. Congrats... I hate your avatar.
  6. <-- 900... WOOT!
  7. Shall we pool our money?
  8. 10/10 hot women are always A-1.
  9. But what if she was into prostitution... wouldn't your whole equation be thrown out of whack?
  10. I don't know... what do you have to offer?
  11. I thought you'd spelled prostitution wrong, in which case I would have had to disagree with you.
  12. ahhh, Mentok... where would we be without your wisdom?
  13. I guess it comes down to whether or not you got the tattoo for yourself, or to impress other people.
  14. I notice that a large percentage of this forums membership are tattoo'd (myself among them), and I was wondering if anybody had any thoughts on how society percieves them. I mean it's clear that they are alot more accepted than they once were (as can be seen by the popularity, and by such shows as Miami Ink), but are they accepted in the corporate world? I mean do you feel that having them will hold you back from promotion, or getting a job, etc.? So lets hear everybodys thoughts, I'd be curious to see what everyone thinks.
  15. I love the job I have now and really hope that they take me on once school is done. *crosses fingers*
  16. You being all sad...that is annoying. But can I really be considered a 'random nfer'? I mean, everybody here knows me.
  17. What Dan... no love? I'm hurt man, fo' sho'.
  18. That's ok, I still like you... it's cuz of your furry little pet. I mean the chinchilla... get your minds out of the gutter. And little miss sunshine... now I'm sad ;)
  19. ahh, it's nice to see my opinion counts. 10/10
  20. I don't know... I mean after all, Captain Planet is OUR hero.
  21. Sorry, I won't hit on you ever since you pissed me off about my condom thread. Jesus you have a long memory... I don't even remember that thread. Though it wouldn't surprise me if I pissed you off, I imagine I've done it to everybody here at least once.
  22. Or your GF?
  23. Or you know, you could just disconnect from the internet. That would be just as practical.
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