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mrs jesus

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  1. claptacular says: awww, dan, we entertained sean with our hatred claptacular says: <3 dan says: yeah i saw that dan says: it's 'cos we rule claptacular says: i know claptacular says: by warming HIS heart, MY heart was actually warmed
  2. eh, you know.. alice in chains/tool/the white stripes/jane's addiction/the mars volta/queens of the stone age/nine inch nails/chore/faith no more/fleetwood mac/pixies/floyd/etcetcetc. i like all sorts of stuff, the beatles to slayer. i'll pretty much give ANYTHING a chance at least once.
  3. i heart you, sean
  4. old guy, i'm having a bud select. would you like one?
  5. i don't know if you're asking me or dan. but if you're asking me, i listen to all sorts of delightful things. if you are asking dan, he listens to crap and crap. hahaha.
  6. OH MY GOD SOMEONE HIJACKED SHADE'S ACCOUNT
  7. yeah, but i don't have a choice in that, i'm taking care of my roommate's kids. and working on a very responsible buzz, i might add.
  8. claptacular says: i think ... might have finally killed himself, he hasn't posted in his thread in days dan says: he's actually viewing your new thread dan says: or dan says: maybe it's his ghost dan says: 'cos he's so emo and shit, that his soul can never move on, 'cos he needs more torment of not getting laid claptacular says: oh really? claptacular says: man claptacular says: i fucking hate that kid claptacular says: seriously claptacular says: if i ever see him i am totally gonna punch him in the eye dan says: i'll hold him down dan says: OH WAIT dan says: i won't have to, 'cos he'll want it 'cos it's the only female contact he'll ever get claptacular says: true claptacular says: and i'm gonna be like GUESS WHAT DUDE claptacular says: YOUR HAIR FUCKING SUCKS dan says: then he'll start to cry claptacular says: and then i'll punch him again dan says: and he'll say; "thank you, may i have another?" dan says: and just jacking it right there on the floor, covered in his blood dan says: "is this what sex is?" he'll say claptacular says: and then he will rush home and blog about it with his blood stickied fingers dan says: "dear diary, i think i lost my virginity today. i didn't realise that it was painful." claptacular says: 'here is a picture of a random person that was standing in the crowd watching. i was definitely getting a good vibe from her' dan says: "dear diary, today i stepped on a girl's foot on the bus. i think that i have a chance with her." claptacular says: 'when she told me to fuck off i think she actually meant fuck me now' dan says: "the guy next to her punched me in the eye, like christy did last week. dear diary, does that mean i'm bi-curious?"
  9. if you invented that one, i must have been the first person to download it
  10. i cannot believe i am still talking to you after reading that
  11. i invented that patch
  12. can we also make a list of people that would be more entertaining if they were dead?
  13. someone should teach the googlebots how to post, because i bet they'd be more entertaining than these fucks
  14. interesting. evidently you didn't listen to the band i made this thread about because there's nothing 'metal' about them.
  15. mrs jesus

    Wow

    you guys are fucking BORING.
  16. i know. i have that effect on people. dan, that doesn't even make sense, because a) i'm not a redneck and b) what exactly is 'longhair' music?
  17. dan, just go listen to incubus and leave the good music to the grownups, k?
  18. you were supposed to play along, keanu
  19. yeah, but you kinda have bad taste, honey ;)
  20. drew a picture of me in his avatar and then blackened my face
  21. interestingly enough, that's also the sound my foot makes when it connects with your ass.
  22. Har, that made my day. As for this Band, I mean it's pretty catchy...a little experimental...overall not that shabby. Probably better to see live. listen more than once before you write them off as 'not too shabby'. i wouldn't really think of them as instantly grabbing a person.. they're more along the lines of the mars volta.. gets better with each listen. as for the live thing, yeah.. i saw them friday night and it was seriously one of the best shows i've ever seen in my life, no joke. they had a crazy amount of energy and they sounded amazing and i didn't even care that the pit basically encompassed the entire floor of the club and i almost got knocked down 27 times.
  23. yeah, i know, that's why i made this thread. apparently no one agrees though, which is pretty typical for this board.
  24. pay attention people that do not have shitty taste : hulaboy, shade, captain rocket, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I AM TALKING TO YOU. i'm not gonna try to describe their sound, but i WILL steal a description from their bio because it's pretty sweet: "It was though I was listening to the mutant offspring of Rush, Pink Floyd, Dream Theater, The Mars Volta, Gary Numan and Pantera; grown up and having run off to start their own volcano-worshipping doomsday cult in the desert." aside from the songs they have up on gayspace i would recommend vice/versa, dance of the manatee, and upgrade^brigade. so find it and fucking love it. ps they are from texas, so think of me when you listen
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