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This calls for some scientific investigation!

Threesome with catwoman. Duh.

I ate lunch across from a 7-eleven today. I saw some simpsons figure in the door. I shoulda checked it out.

Maybe they should fade to black.

Would probably spend money on a lady to impress a corporate entity.

I got it: Metallica were carrying more than 3 oz of fluid. In their collective vagina, that is.

Has probably spent money on a corporate entity in the past to impress a lady.

Spending money on a corporate entity because of a lady. sigh

Trying to hit this:

That episode was on last night. Funny.

Sure as hell isn't performing if that's the case.

Overestimates himself.

Those all look like condos. EDIT: Fuck me, those ARE condos. I was just looking at the addresses.

That never happened. At all.

Could I not very well ask the same of you?

It puts the lotion on its skin...

No, it wasn't, but you'd be surprised what people will let you call them when under duress.

Her name is real doll. Jesus.

No. Spent my tuition money on real doll. Pretend real doll is proper noun for aforementioned dead hooker in my closet.

Forgets that's my name for the dead hooker in my closet, and incorrectly used the indefinite article.

Needs to get away from my woman.

No, I meant your post.

This is a drastic new low.

Couldn't he have spelled his last name as fox and saved us a bunch of time?