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yes, the ways we can protect ourselves is to wash your hands, and don't cough on anyone.

Swine influenza (also swine flu) refers to influenza caused by any strain of the influenza virus endemic in pigs (swine). Strains endemic in swine are called swine influenza virus (SIV). are you scared? watching just the news, the dreaded Swine Flu is and will over-take the world. the sick will be seperated by the healthy. the ill will be sent to private camps. they will say, "oh, it's just a private hospital. why are there armed guards outside the hospital? that's the keep the healthy from getting in and spreading the flu. now you, just shhhhh, shhhh,shhhhut up. thank you.* They don't want US talking about this, but no, no, you can't keep me silent. I have all the internet to post my intelligent thoughts I have acquired from watching national news, and talking with my best friends at the coffee houses, I know the truth. *and I know this is nothing to fear. remember SARS epidemic??? Avian bird Flu???? you know 9/11 was caused by the Bush Administraten, right????? edit: fixed title, weeks later - Sparq

http://www.miss604.com/2009/01/interview-w...-vancouver.html

the boy in the striped pyjamas broke my heart. Fantastic Film.

um........no? was that a joke? cause I didn't get it.

Big Stan showed me how I need to prepare for prison, if (big IF) I never went there. not bad, a few laughs

I like my coffee like I like my women. black and chopped up and in my freezer.

a priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar and the priest asks: what is this, a joke?

i had this dream last night. best that I can remember, I was making out with this pretty girl, at a party. I said, "I have never had a first date like this." it was a very nice dream.

new rule: rate the joke of the person above you. that one....2/10 next!

just post a very funny joke. let's see if we can't find the greatest joke ever told...........by the bored posters. mine: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator:

the wrestler. it was good, sad, but not as sad as I was thought it would be. Darren Aronofsky is good about making very sad movies. this was not one of them.

nope. try again.

love it love it love it

less gills, more flock. (less fish, more birds)

the original was better.

the day the earth stood still (2009) pretty good. don't listen to the Artards, give it a chance.

awesome of Matt to do this. I would submit a question.....BUT, I have nothing I would like answered.

he compares himself to Elvis Presley again as a fellow person who dislikes Eminem. We will both be labeled as people who "just don't get it" oh, I "get it" I just don't like "it."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIkzQYns61Q there. the song is shit. I really don't like it.

okay, i haven't seen the video, I just saw the blurb on Much, they said that in the video he makes fun of Britney Spears, Sarah Palin, Ashley Simpson. I predicted this a while ago in my thread. This video will be "funny" and have a lot of hollywood starlets pissed off. if you're offended, don't worry his next video will be a sympathetic one about his mom and how she is trying to rip him off. OR it will be about his ex how she took his kid and he really wants to see him.; has anyone seen the new one???? am I right, or am I right?

the yes man very good.

word word on that.

I Love You Man was good. thats it.

Souldecision - Faded