Ruettiger

Im just saying, they did do something it just wasn't all that great. Calgary got Jamie Lundmark, thats not bad.

The Leafs got Luke Richardson, traded Ken Klee for Aleksander Suglobov and signed Alex Foster.

You move to Western Canada and live in a camp, free rent, free food...good deal. When I was up there, there were like 4 people from BC (where I was working), 1 from Alberta (me) and like 30 from New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and Newfoundland.

Just to butt in here, if you guys REALLY want money and you're not moving in until september, I suggest you work in the oilpatch. You make AMAZING money. I worked in a field related to oil (supplying the rigs with chemicals) and made good money, but you'd make more if you were on the rigs themselves. Plus you'd be in the best shape of your life.

I got my Kitten from your Grandfather. It's probably from that cat that was stuck on the roof for a whole day. Tell him I say hi next time you see him. I'll also advise you to stay away from his wife; she's pure evil (more evil than Dick Cheney.)

My grandfather lives there. He also owns that saddle store or whatever. It's right beside that single lane wooden bridge at the end of "downtown."

Princeton! Yeehaw! Kill me. Haha, I was there for a month last summer. I feel sorry for you.

Penticton is the only small "town" I can stand.

I gave them a listen. They weren't bad, but they didn't impress me.

Most people are born with a fear of spiders.

I have a feeling that Calgary will trade Jordan Leopold for either Ollie Jokinen or Jeff Friezen. Who knows?

I eat orphans, with some garlic.

Heights and small towns. Small towns give me the creeps.

go without. What do you say to that? "Im sorry to hear that"? That's a little cliche and do people actually mean it?

My day was alright, I got to sleep in because I worked until 3 am loading hiboys (trailers) with mud (barite). Now Im at a coworkers house ready to head to Grand Prairie and then home. Good times ahead. No more working 12+ hours 7 days a week for me!

The man takes raccoons back.

I can't fall asleep to music anymore. I hit a point where I'm just extremely tired and as soon as I turn off the music, I fall asleep right away.

Orange juice. How did you(or she, if the next person to answer isn't Megin) NOT know that?

I learned that I don't have strep throat. What am I drinking?

FORGIVEN'D!!!!!!!! Closed.

you're not going to punch me because i am fucking awesomez0rz. and i'll fucking break you. Aren't you like 90 pounds?

Being that I'm a pirate, give me all yer NF money, yar!

Take 2: http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2781782

that is brilliant! i can see that you've been watching honda commercials at a theatre.. that's the only one that i've watched. Yeah, the odd thing about that commercial is that nobody laughed the first time it played but after the 5th time, everyone was laughing. I still didn't laugh.