Dan #2

The Doors - Riders on the Storm

Ah!!! I was going to make that joke! FAAAAALK!! I'm off to listen to them, either way.

GUYS!! I did my best to derail this motherfucker into lockdown, but i can't do it by myself!!!!! My appliances are possesed by the devil. So I took the 14th off to do my taxes. You may be saying to yourself, "Why on earth would Derek wait till the last minute to do something as important as his taxes?" Well, gentle reader, if you said that then you don't know me at all. After the usual avoidance maneuvers such as reading my e-mail, fixing a snack, starting a load of laundry, sending thank you notes for x-mas gifts, and reorganizing my closets I sat down to the tax program. Oops, forgot about filling out my eye glass insurance forms. Okay, now back to the tax program. After a few more false starts, had to check the e-mail again, I actually finished my taxes early this year. Footnote: Anything sooner than 11:30 p.m. on April 15th is considered early in this household. To reward myself for finally doing something ahead of schedule I decided to sit down to NetFlix latest drop-off, The Village. So I'm sitting there with all the lights off and the ceilling fan going so I don't have to turn on the air-conditioner when half way through the movie the speed cranks itself up and the light turns on and off a couple of times. At this point I figure the only thing left is for blood to start pouring down the walls and a disembodied voice to echo for me to 'get out'. The rational mind would realise that theres something amiss with the remote control circuitry within the fan. I'm not that rational mind. I'm the one who, after experiencing the early morning after shock from a far distant earthquake was certain that my bed was possesed by beelzubub. I spent the rest of the morning sleeping on the couch and wondering if a catholic priest would exorcise a lutheran bed. So now I'm torn between calling the manufacturer for the ceiling fan or calling someone who knows how to perform the bell, book and candle ritual. btw, I had The Village figured out by the time they showed the dates on the headstone.

You're crazy. Killswitch=love

Hey Maverick, your cool level has gone down tremendously since the last time i came by. What is it the kids say? Stfu?

Add me, and i can spread it to everyone. Like a virus!! [email protected]

i fucking hate those Bowling For Soup bastards. And i hate George Bush too. But i love Dennis Rodman. Who do you love?

MG - Annabelle

I can assure you it is not, unless the store has been updated. The one i bought from the store sounded like a freaking cellphone...

Thanks, g.

Is she Mrs. Greame?

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Maverick's mom is hot. But don't let him know, Mrs. Maverick. He's a big a douche. You should have had an abortion. My Chemical Romance - Early Sunsets Over Monroeville

Someone who obviously has copious amounts of sand, in their vagina.

HIGH-YAAAAAA, SUCKA

I know you're a guy. I also stand by my statement, sand-vag.

...we could run around the neighbourhood at night screaming lyrics to songs that are popular at the moment, all the while slinging toilet paper into the trees that dot the properties of older residents of the neighbourhoods that refer to us as 'them trouble bunch.'

Well, if you use yousendit.com, you can just post the URL here, and i'll renew it so everyone can get it. Or do you want to go the msn route?

Pretty Girls Make Graves

Maverick, you have sand in your vagina lately. Chill out. And to Borntohula- Mike left because the rest of the band wanted to get more pop-rock. Mike liked the SM direction more. I wonder where he is now.

that's disapointing. i'll probably still pick it up though.

mmmkay... Moby - Extreme Ways

Marilyn Manson - Apple of Sodom Hey Maverick, quite being a wank.

I'm not a huge Moore fan, and i do think he's too one-sided for his own good, i can't not like him. He's one of the few people blending politics with entertainment, which seems to be the only way that youth will pay attention. I respect him for that. Anyone see FahreinHype 9/11. Man... and i thought Fahrenheit was one-sided. At least Heit didn't have Joe-Blow Redneck-Scum say "mawr wuz rong" and then cut to a clip of something else.

How is it? Fucking Determined is my enemy, but i'm liking Happy. The first three albums were deliciously sexcellent, to say the least. edited, as i was not specific