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Sydney, Sarah, and Shiri of course would be invited, Shiri as my adopted sister would have to sit with my mom. Shorty mentioned your falling out, I hope you work it out someday, it appeared that you were the best of friends Christine.
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That;s my favorite cereal!!! I just had a spicy chicken sandwich w/ cheese and heavy mayo...from Foodstop!!!
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Clothes make the Transexual, it's all good.
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Oh Owen, you're so emotional. I was saving the best spots for you and Anton...black mini dresses. Just don't let Adam go necrophiliac on me, in an uncomfortable place(And I don't mean the back of a Volkswagon(I watched Mallrats this morning)
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My bestfriend knows how much I love the bored, and would let everyone know. I do have a request in my will that will be updated...so that Christine, Tracy, Lauren, Meg, The Beths, D-Lite, and Shorty, will all be flown to the service and provided with slinky red dresses, to sit in the front row. Dan don't go dying on us anytime soon, or I'll be forced to raise you from the dead and keep you as my pet zombie. You'll be like an Undead Step'n Fetchit for me. (Look it up)
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In North Carolina, You Take wild Pig, skin it, gut it, and drive a stake through it, and roast it...We call it a spitroast...We drink, go offroad racing, horse racing, some of the more inbred types bang their sisters and cousins, while us. normals laugh hysterically at them
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If You Could See Anyone, Who Would It Be......
bishopx replied to darrenbacker's topic in Open Discussion
Megadeth, it's been too long. -
10/10 Even though you were too slow...
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2/10 For not looking hard enough. I even bumped it for you 8/10 For the picture 10/10 Total Here you go: http://www.nearfantastica.com/bored/index....mp;#entry336219
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* Be 15 minutes late to everything, or be an hour early to everything? From Copas -- I would rather be an hour early, because I usually am. * Be Captain of the Enterprise, or have your own Klingon? From Zane -- The Enterprise, but it would have to be the 1701D, Dr. Crusher and Troi were the hot deliciousness. * Drink an ounce of Jessica Alba's urine in order to sleep with her, or not? From Patrick -- I don't really find her attractive enough for that. * Be a parapalegic who can see, or a blind person who can walk? From brown -- Blind person who can walk. Three names to explain why: Ray Charles, Jeff Healey, and Stevie Wonder * Be able to communicate with all animals, or be able to read the minds of the opposite sex? From Mickey -- Animals, then I would have an army to do my bidding * Need more allowance, or eat Killer Tofu? From Nick -- Killer Tofu, I don't get an allowance * Make it rain, or invest your money so that your family can be financially secure? From Jeff -- Investing is better than rain any day? * Have sex with the 18 year old Britney Spears only one time, or the present day Britney Spears whenever you feel like it? From Dustin -- Neither, I never found her attractive. * Be James Bond for a day, or be Hugh Hefner for a day? From Phil -- James Bond of course, he get's higher quality, more intelligent chicks than Hef, who the hell wants to wake up to an idiot, or three. Besides James drives an Aston...so must I.
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Spitroasts rule!!! A friend of mine is doing a pig roast this summer!!!! THE PORK GODS SMILE UPON US!!!!
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Crimson Tide - Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman...Cerebral Testosterone OVERLOAD
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"Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place." - Ice T
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My mom just came back from North Carolina, and she brought me back some chopped BBQ!!!! Yeehaw!!!! I'm making coleslaw right now!!! D-Lite knows what I'm talking about!!!!
