stupid password

The Name of the Rose

love at first bite (... 3 stooges 4 ever.)

The Man Who Stole The Sun

Sonataine taught me that indecent exposure is fun. and fishmen will always kill your friends.

Big Idea's Jonah--A VeggieTales movie

matthew blackhart: monster smasher

Monsters INC.

the jamie foxx quote reminds me. is it "hoo-rah" or "oo-rah"?

the sad part? the plot holes are semi-explained. except for sarin gas just...becoming dormant after a few hours. and that the residue did nothing to anyone involved. that just made a non-lick o' sense. but don't fret, kids. saw III: the bloodening it'll be here soon.

it's a lot better than you expect it to be. and then mendes decides to be creative. and it features "fight the power." film fucking rocks.

a pox on your star wars. chanwook-park's revenge trilogy is far better. and doesn't involve hayden christiansen at any point. heck, it doesn't even have ewoks ewoks alone bring down the entertainment value. just knowing that they exist...that they will be on the screen... goddamn ewoks.

-kitano takeshi -miike takashi -edgar wright and kwoon.

1) lee woo-jin (oldboy) 2) godzilla (godzilla) 3) cheong li (bloodsport) 4) scar (the lion king) 5) vincent gallo

me: so, cool. you're with fangoria? dude from fangoria: yeah. me: nice. hey, you see doom? dude from fangoria: yeah....it was god awful. me: really? nothing redeeming? dude from fangoria: you're better off seeing Saw II again. and when fangoria magazine trashes a film, you know it's in trouble.

never thought i'd defend saw, but... The Fog? sad as it is, saw is one of the somewhat original ideas in hollywood. doesn't bode well, but it's better than the eventual "abominable dr. phebes" remake. and besides, dread pirate hissy-fit. you can't beat it.

so, this comes out next friday or so in the states. lord knows if it shows up in canada. anyway, what are the general thoughts on this epic film that gave us the dread pirate screaming like a little girl? that made dolls that much creepier? and seriously, a reverse bear trap. i was a bit surprised by it. truly gruesome in some parts, but more uncomfortable to watch than the original--which, was surprising to say the least. and on the d-low: they're makin' a franchise, kids. so, it won't really matter what happens. saw 3 is almost definite. i, for one, welcome our new alien masters. also: any Kiwis on the board? Apparently there was a flick that showed at the Melbourne Film Festival called "The Den" that may have heavily inspired the original director/writer(s).

crying fist. why won't my pseudo-boss just accept the fluff piece and pay me my comission already?

cillian murphy and john stamos.

Bloodsport, hands down. and if you twist the arm, my neighbor totoro.

mickey rourke, beat kitano and summer glau. i <3 psychotic psychis and stereotypes.

so, while it may help to understand or read the language, the true art of torture and disturbing images remains universal. the teaser trailer can be found here. via Twitch. my only recomendations are: a) WMV file download. b ) no, seriously. this isn't the normal asian horror film trailer. it's rather graphic. and involves burning. c) do not eat while viewing. please. that aside, with the rash of asian horror being heralded as the new savior when compared to "the fog", "hellbent" and Saw II: Cube Rehash...is it a matter of saving or just a matter of a lack of censor and some disturbing effects. also, as a note, i have no clue what the film is actually about. neither does twitch. if anyone cares to enlighten, feel free.