speaks the truth.
truthfully, they stood against me. 3000 to one I was outnumbered. on bent knee I spoke a prayer to Odin that I may have the strength to vanquish my foes. Suddenly, the heavens before me opened and my right hand was struck by lightning. when I gazed at my hand I was astonished to see a hammer. it was glowing a bright blue colour and word "Mjolnir" was scrawled on the side. I raised the hammer over my head and struck the ground with a force I could never have imagined. The earth itself shuddered and split open. the entire Botswanan army was swallowed before the planet again closed.