the old guy

I miss being on the road.

Unsolicited, no.

A lil' blue bird told me that Matt's in studio and lookin' fer a bass player...my phone hasn't been ringing. Maybe I should audition........

I think Lisafurr would have issues with that...

...only if you wear rollerskates and bring me beer.

Rumors lies and innuendo.

I want a monkey...like those Japanese ones that bring you beer...

Children are O.K.........With the right sauce....

Are you insinuating that I'm some sort of Homer Simpson oaf??? Tisk tisk.... I would have put a booger in it BTW....

Then my face would look like a glazed do-nut and my pillow would stick to my head....

...do NOT make me come over there.... ;)

Ours set lit always included " Gaygun Ass Partitions ...ect...

Uh, no. Should I???

We all play the way we play...if you get too hung up on sounding "perfect" you will basically kill off any personality the music has and you will more than likely get fuck all done. ...just my 2 bits.

No not really. Every thing just kinda "fit" at the time.

Nuthin but[t] luv baby, nuthiin but luv....

...lookin'.

..um yeah. I'll give you that.

She's a "SHE"...???????

Whew...so I'm off the hook then??? I don't if it's just me or if other "SIDE GUYS " got ass fucked too. 'HEY YER IN A BAND!!!!!"....No, yer not...yer a side guy...

The "victor"??? What??? Did I win some shit????

Same thing...

Your butt...

Oh SWEET JUEEBZ!!!!!! I finally grossed you out. Well I think I deserve a prize.

Autographed a girls asshole once with a ballpoint pen. Heard Sloan outlined it with a Sharpie...