My friend said that I was so long that I could suck myself off. And then she realized that wasn't an insult.
Why would anyone do that anyway? That's gross.
*gasp* How can you say that... Harry is awesome... He's like a young Luke Skywalker... Besides, he hasn't even really been given a chance to be really awesome yet... that'll come in the sixth book (40 days - YAY!)...
I thought Luke was a pansy ;)
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